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funkyzilla.com: Mischief
Farting bottle openers, scarey spiders, splash bombs, potato guns and more...


Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings
This set of cling stickers allows you to see how you might look if you are ever unfortunate enough to be infected by a zombie bite. Just stick some of these non-permanent cling stickers to your mirror, then stand back, close one eye and gaze in horror at the hideous zombie staring back at you. One 7-1/2" x 9" (19 cm x 22.9 cm) sheet of nineteen zombie features in each package. Bagged with illustrated insert. 



Price:   £2.95/€3.13


Squirting Trick Camera Squirting Trick Camera
Realistic looking squirt camera with a difference. In normal mode it squirts water out of the front, but turn the switch round and the water shoots backwards into the unsuspecting victim's eye! The nozzle can be swivelled a full 360 degrees so the correct target gets a soaking. Easily filled through a stoppered hole in the base. 9cm wide.
Click on the image for a bigger one. 



Price:   £2.95/€3.13


Squirting Bow Tie Squirting Bow Tie
This luxuriant satin-like bow tie will take friends by surprise. The bulb is filled with water, and the plastic tube hidden inside clothing, in readiness for a devious attack on their dignity. Take the tension out of black tie affairs, bring a smile to formal events but best of all, soak someone who has been worthy of retribution for some time! Ah, revenge is sweet. 30cm wide.
Click on image for a bigger one. 



Price:   £2.95/€3.13


Spy Sunglasses Spy Sunglasses
See what's going on in front and behind you at the same time! A special mirror coating on the edges of these UV filtered sunglasses gives you rear view mirrors! Sturdy construction and flexible lenses.
Click on image for a bigger one. 



Price:   £3.95/€4.19


Diet Piggy Diet Piggy
A novel way to control your troughing! Place Diet Piggy inside the fridge and, reacting to the light of the door opening, Diet Piggy will grunt at you until the door is closed!
Sound is controlled by a light sensor. Comes in a window display box covered in amusing dietry advise.
10cm (4") tall. Requires 2 x AA batteries. Click on image for a blow up. 



Price:   £5.95/€6.30


Nose Pencil Sharpener Nose Pencil Sharpener
Don't stick pencils up your nose unless it's a nose pencil sharpener!
Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike.
5.5cm (2.5") long.
Click on image for a bigger one. 



Price:   £1.99/€2.11


Barrel O Slime Barrel O Slime
Jet black, wet and slimy. This miniature oil drum of slime is bound give hours of slimy fun!
8cm tall.
Click on image for a blow up. 



Price:   £1.99/€2.11


Crawling Hand & Forearm Crawling Hand & Forearm
Very life like battery operated crawling hand and forearm that can be set off by pushing the top of the forearm or by sound activation. Leave it on the kitchen table and it will crawl out of under a newspaper when a noise is made!
32cm (13") long. 3x AA batteries included.
Click on image for a blow up. 



Price:   £12.95/€13.73


Gotcha Fly Swat Gotcha Fly Swat
Totally absurd flip-flop fly swat that shouts "Gotcha" whenever it receives a good thwacking. Good for flies and office discipline! With a little practice, they are highly effective! Colour may vary. 50cm (20") long.
Click on image for a blow up. 



Price:   £4.95/€5.25


Wall Walking Spider Wall Walking Spider
A clever large Spider that runs vertically down windows and other smooth surfaces due to a retractable sticky wheel. Realistic moving legs, and a pack of cleaner is included to keep the wheel dust free.
9 cm.
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Price:   £1.99/€2.11


Mannequin Pee phone Charm Mannequin Pee phone Charm
Peeing action charm inspired by the famous statue in Brussels. When you pull the chain a realistic clear plastic pee emerges (Before disappearing again)
The little chap stands 4cm tall (Without the chain and cord)
Cick on the image for more. 



Price:   £8.95/€9.49


Spew Balls Spew Balls
Ghoulish rubbery heads that produce a balloon of foul looking liquid containing insects and chunkybits when squeezed. 7cm in diameter. Colours vary.
Click on image for another one. 



Price:   £2.95/€3.13


Toes Amoeba ball Toes Amoeba ball
Squidgy transparent ball full of lifelike severed toes and water. A good stress reliever! Not for the faint hearted! Measures 7.5 cm (3")
Click on image for an enlargement. 



Price:   £3.95/€4.19


Wind Up Heart Wind Up Heart
Atfer winding this clockwork heart will come to life with it's rubbery outer pulsating and throbbing just like the real thing!
5.5cm (2.25" long)
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Price:   £2.95/€3.13


Roach trap phone charm Roach trap phone charm
A freaky miniature (Made from plastic) joke cockroach trap. When you pull the cord, the trap springs open revealing a wiggling cockroach stuck to it! When you release the cord the trap springs shut again.
Trap measures 4 x 2.5 x 1.5cm (Without strap)

Click on image for Roach trap action! 



Price:   £4.95/€5.25


Farting Bottle Opener Farting Bottle Opener
An amazing array of realistic farting sounds from squeky to squelchy. Open a six pack and guffaw at the orchestra of bottom burps!. Colours vary. Batteries are included and replaceable.
Click on image for a larger one. 



Price:   £1.99/€2.11


Squirt Wee Boy Squirt Wee Boy
Pull his shorts down and he will pee in an impressive ark of up to 4 feet!
18.5cm (7.5") tall.
Click on image for a blow up. 



Price:   £3.95/€4.19



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