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Farting bottle openers, scarey spiders, splash bombs, potato guns and more...

	Farting Bottle Opener An amazing array of realistic farting sounds from squeky to squelchy. Open a six pack and guffaw at the orchestra of bottom burps!. Colours vary. Batteries are included and replaceable. Click on image for a larger one. SALE! Was £3.95 Now £2.45! Price: £2.45/€3.04


	Diet Piggy A novel way to control your troughing! Place Diet Piggy inside the fridge and, reacting to the light of the door opening, Diet Piggy will grunt at you until the door is closed! Sound is controlled by a light sensor. Comes in a window display box covered in amusing dietry advise. 10cm (4") tall. Requires 2 x AA batteries. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £5.95/€7.37


	Trick Dice Two regular dice and two very naughty trick dice that will always roll 7 or 11! A must for pranksters everywhere! Click on image for a larger one. Price: £1.99/€2.47


	Nose Pencil Sharpener Don't stick pencils up your nose unless it's a nose pencil sharpener! Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. 5.5cm (2.5") long. Click on image for a bigger one. Price: £1.99/€2.47


	Barrel O Slime Jet black, wet and slimy. This miniature oil drum of slime is bound give hours of slimy fun! 8cm tall. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £1.99/€2.47


	Crawling Hand & Forearm Very life like battery operated crawling hand and forearm that can be set off by pushing the top of the forearm or by sound activation. Leave it on the kitchen table and it will crawl out of under a newspaper when a noise is made! 32cm (13") long. 3x AA batteries included. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £12.95/€16.06


	Gotcha Fly Swat Totally absurd flip-flop fly swat that shouts "Gotcha" whenever it receives a good thwacking. Good for flies and office discipline! With a little practice, they are highly effective! Colour may vary. 50cm (20") long. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £4.95/€6.14


	Mini Voice Changer Voice Changer that amplifies and distorts anything that is said. It really is very effective with three different modes - although they do all sound like a Dalek in varying degrees of distress. Colours vary. Batteries included. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £5.95/€7.37


	Wall Walking Spider A clever large Spider that runs vertically down windows and other smooth surfaces due to a retractable sticky wheel. Realistic moving legs, and a pack of cleaner is included to keep the wheel dust free. 9 cm. Click on image for a bigger one. Price: £1.99/€2.47


	Mannequin Pee phone Charm Peeing action charm inspired by the famous statue in Brussels. When you pull the chain a realistic clear plastic pee emerges (Before disappearing again) The little chap stands 4cm tall (Without the chain and cord) Cick on the image for more. Price: £6.95/€8.62


	Spew Balls Ghoulish rubbery heads that produce a balloon of foul looking liquid containing insects and chunkybits when squeezed. 7cm in diameter. Colours vary. Click on image for another one. Price: £2.95/€3.66


	Toes Amoeba ball Squidgy transparent ball full of lifelike severed toes and water. A good stress reliever! Not for the faint hearted! Measures 7.5 cm (3") Click on image for an enlargement. Price: £3.99/€4.94


	Finger Chopper A clever little 10cm device that allows you to perform a classic illusion. The guillotine blade appears to pass straight through a finger, yet cuts other things placed in its path. Click on image for more. Price: £1.99/€2.47


	Squirt Wee Boy Pull his shorts down and he will pee in an impressive ark of up to 4 feet! 18.5cm (7.5") tall. Click on image for a blow up. Price: £2.95/€3.66